Babs - Head of Human Resources at Heimlich Hospital

Brett Helquist - Illustrator of "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

Captain S. (a.k.a J)

Geraldine Julienne - Writer of "Secret Organizations you Should know About"

Jacques Snicket - Brother of Lemony Snicket

Jerome Squalor - Former gaurdian of the Baudelaires


Lemony Snicket - Writer of "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

Vice Principle Nero - Vice Principle of Prufrock Preparatory School

R - Member of V.F.D

Sir - Owner of "Lucky Smells Lumber Mill"

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Sally Sebald - Sister of Dr. Sebald

Vice President Poe - Vice President of Mulctuary Money Management